How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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