what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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