- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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