Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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