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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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