What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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