why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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