What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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