What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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