- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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