If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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