- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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