- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What stops a train? A missile

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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