- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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