What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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haha

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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