- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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