- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??