Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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