An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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