yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

vitamin c

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

If life gives you lemonade.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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