- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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