- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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