- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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