- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

No your aunties a joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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