- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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