A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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hard cheese

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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