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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's better than a stick? A stone

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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