What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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