robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

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