what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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