Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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guess what?

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I love you.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Anti Joke

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