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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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