- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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