Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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cory

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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