- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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