what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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How long is a china man?

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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