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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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