- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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