How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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