uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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