- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

gingers

I enjoy Popcorn

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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