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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A Serbian Film

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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