- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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