what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I love you

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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PENIS that is all

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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