"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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