- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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