- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Screw it you write the joke.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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