how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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hi penis ham telephone

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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