Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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