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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Your mom is so old she died

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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