What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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