I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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