- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Oh, go away

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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