A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Poker face

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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