Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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