A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

My spelling is horrible

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

ure mama's so fat

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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