- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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