- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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