I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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i committed murder

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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8--------------------- penis

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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