- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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