- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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