Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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