- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Velcro. What a rip off.

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