- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Stephen Hawking

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why is pie good. because it just is.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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