- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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