- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

it was all Tagart

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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