- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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