- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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