why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your Mother

Please don't shoot me

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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