There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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