- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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