Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Please don't shoot me

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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