Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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