Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Penis chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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