- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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