Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Take part of what?

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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