Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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