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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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