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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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