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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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