what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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