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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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